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Goldenpony
12-11-2013, 06:12 PM
Anybody see Danica Patrick on the Country Music Awards show? Holy crap! I know I'm in love. :)

SN95N/A
12-11-2013, 06:30 PM
Lol yeah I saw that "can't really have a wardrobe malfunction" that was funny

k062693w
12-11-2013, 07:03 PM
I think she is an Over Rated C word !!!
I love how BUTT Hurt she got at the Nascar Awards when Mohr roasted her !!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/shake-and-bake/awards-host-jay-mohr-roasts-danica-patrick-and-ricky-stenhouse-jr-120713

redfirepearlgt
12-11-2013, 07:36 PM
I think she is an Over Rated C word !!!
I love how BUTT Hurt she got at the Nascar Awards when Mohr roasted her !!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/shake-and-bake/awards-host-jay-mohr-roasts-danica-patrick-and-ricky-stenhouse-jr-120713

Mega dittos. And of what there is to look at 28-28-28:rolleyes: , some long brown hair, and a cute face does not compensate for the severe attitude and lack of personality. Chick's ego is writing checks her body can't cash IMO. She needs to piss or get off the pot. Race cars or go be a spokes model.

k062693w
12-11-2013, 07:44 PM
^^^ Yep !!! like she says "When you Peak You Win" And I think she peaked at 13 and got stuck there ... Personality, Mentality, and Talent ...

redfirepearlgt
12-11-2013, 07:58 PM
Now this is a racing gal. She's hot, she's damn good at riding that bike, and always appears to have a pleasant disposition any time she is in front of the camera. Never saw Angelle Sampey flaunting her stuff around...and she has the stuff to flaunt. I respect the heck out of her. Confident, but kind. I like that. I'd never get on a bike and do what she has done on the track....nooooooo way!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/davebaughman/Angelle_Sampey-1.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/davebaughman/media/Angelle_Sampey-1.jpg.html)

04 Venom
12-11-2013, 09:08 PM
^^^^^^^^

Agree. What has Patrick won?

Gene
12-11-2013, 11:03 PM
^^^^^^^^

Agree. What has Patrick won?

One IndyCar race in 2008. And that was because Castro-Neuves ran out of gas on the last lap.

In two years of Cup, she's had exactly one top ten finish.

The only reason that she has a racing career is because she's reasonably attractive by female race car driver standards.

k062693w
12-11-2013, 11:04 PM
Now this is a racing gal. She's hot, she's damn good at riding that bike, and always appears to have a pleasant disposition any time she is in front of the camera. Never saw Angelle Sampey flaunting her stuff around...and she has the stuff to flaunt. I respect the heck out of her. Confident, but kind. I like that. I'd never get on a bike and do what she has done on the track....nooooooo way!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/davebaughman/Angelle_Sampey-1.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/davebaughman/media/Angelle_Sampey-1.jpg.html)

Danica isn't worthy to use Angelle's soiled Tampons !!! :lol:

4n_eatr
12-11-2013, 11:30 PM
^^^^^^^^

Agree. What has Patrick won?

http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/wilee/burntreat2.jpg

Mista Bone
12-12-2013, 12:31 AM
Mega dittos. And of what there is to look at 28-28-28:rolleyes: , some long brown hair, and a cute face does not compensate for the severe attitude and lack of personality. Chick's ego is writing checks her body can't cash IMO. She needs to piss or get off the pot. Race cars or go be a spokes model.

more like 32-30-32, so flat you can't tell which is the front or back.

redfirepearlgt
12-12-2013, 01:59 AM
more like 32-30-32, so flat you can't tell which is the front or back.

I was going to say shaped like a paper doll...LOL! But afraid people would not know what they were.

heatmup
12-12-2013, 07:59 AM
I can remember one of those hot rod builder shows back in the day on TNN before SPIKE that built her a bad ass 69 Camero. They delivered it to her at a race a some track. She looked it over, didn't have mush to say about it, nothing technically; then jumped in an asked the host "how do you turn it on?".

I've been done with her since..........

beefcake
12-12-2013, 11:27 AM
I thought she looked good on the award show, but def not a great personality, but I don't need her to talk anyway, lol.

i'll take the force girls any day over her

lets be honest though, if she was standing butt naked in front of you ready to go, 99.9% of the guys here would jump on it

mustang8998
12-12-2013, 11:50 AM
lets be honest though, if she was standing butt naked in front of you ready to go, 99.9% of the guys here would jump on it

This......

And the fact that none of these guys could keep up with her, on the race track.

Pitbull1052
12-12-2013, 12:33 PM
Well said Beef!!!!!!!

Goldenpony
12-12-2013, 12:41 PM
Wow, a lot of haters here.

k062693w
12-12-2013, 12:52 PM
Only if she was able to Suck a D**k as well as she Sucks at racing !!! LOL

pegasus
12-12-2013, 01:58 PM
I think she is an Over Rated C word !!!
I love how BUTT Hurt she got at the Nascar Awards when Mohr roasted her !!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/shake-and-bake/awards-host-jay-mohr-roasts-danica-patrick-and-ricky-stenhouse-jr-120713

Ied like to make her butt hurt


^^^^^^^^

Agree. What has Patrick won?

my bawls on her chin


IM SORRY I HAD TOO

beefcake
12-12-2013, 06:57 PM
I want this

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/086/724/F-Ashleyforce_display_image.jpg?1333327246

but would take this

http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/danica-patrick5.jpg

Gene
12-12-2013, 10:50 PM
And the fact that none of these guys could keep up with her, on the race track.

I'm sure that there are plenty of guys on here who could be lapped in a NASCAR race just like she is. :D

k062693w
12-12-2013, 10:52 PM
I want this

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/086/724/F-Ashleyforce_display_image.jpg?1333327246

but would take this
http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/rijk01/City/obese-fat-woman.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/rijk01/media/City/obese-fat-woman.jpg.html)


Fixed for you !!! :bigthumb

Mista Bone
12-13-2013, 01:15 AM
This......

And the fact that none of these guys could keep up with her, on the race track.

How many gearboxes did she tear up testing Indy cars for Rahal while competing in Toyota Atlantic series?

I got to fondle her gearbox, LOL!

mustang8998
12-13-2013, 04:31 AM
I'm sure that there are plenty of guys on here who could be lapped in a NASCAR race just like she is. :D

How many of these superstar racers on here, could even qualify for a race. Few, I bet. Most wouldn't would be lucky enough to carry her purse.

redfirepearlgt
12-13-2013, 10:08 AM
A great future as a continued great driver...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/086/724/F-Ashleyforce_display_image.jpg?1333327246

A geat future as a preteen swimsuit model...
http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/danica-patrick5.jpg

Made some fixes as well.

mustang8998
12-13-2013, 05:30 PM
Ashley.....continued great driver?

You been living under a rock?

redfirepearlgt
12-13-2013, 06:01 PM
Ashley.....continued great driver?

You been living under a rock?

yeah I've been living under a rock.

k062693w
12-13-2013, 06:42 PM
Sounds like someone has a Real Hard On for Danica !!! LMAO

And I'm sure there is a HUGE List of $hit I can do that the little overrated C**T couldn't !!!

Just Sayin' !!!

mustang8998
12-13-2013, 07:43 PM
yeah I've been living under a rock.

Yeah, a rock....


She was on hiatus from racing in 2011 as the couple expected their first child. Since their child's birth, Force Hood has announced her retirement from competitive racing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Force_Hood

Great driver....of the mini-van!

Now don't take it that I don't like Ashley, quite the opposite. I was very disappointed to hear she wasn't returning, to racing.

mustang8998
12-13-2013, 07:49 PM
Sounds like someone has a Real Hard On for Danica !!! LMAO

And I'm sure there is a HUGE List of $hit I can do that the little overrated C**T couldn't !!!

Just Sayin' !!!

No hard on here (unless she wants it that way:D).

I just think that she is doing something, a lot of others would kill to do. I believe she is good for the sport, in terms of having women interested and her bank account shows it.

k062693w
12-13-2013, 07:56 PM
And that is what's Great about the USA !!! I'm allowed my opinion and you are allowed your's !!!

redfirepearlgt
12-13-2013, 10:34 PM
Yeah, a rock.....

Oh, my feelings are hurt. :rolleyes:

k062693w
12-13-2013, 10:44 PM
Oh, my feelings are hurt. :rolleyes:

They should be ... You were owned by information found on the internet And we all know that EVERYTHING on the web is true !!! And it was Wikipedia to boot !!! They are like The National Enquirer of th Internet, So it must be factual Right ??? LMFAO

mustang8998
12-14-2013, 11:56 AM
You have proof to the contrary, Aaron?

Please share....I'll wait...........

k062693w
12-20-2013, 04:37 PM
Looks as if Danica has been hitting the Roids !!! That explains her personality !!! LOL

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/shake-and-bake/danica-patrick-buffs-up-for-godaddy-super-bowl-commercial-121913

mustang8998
12-21-2013, 07:01 AM
Now that, is just gross!

pegasus
12-23-2013, 10:41 AM
you know shes bow legged