Awesome CL ad... stole this from another site

[Stangman]

Enjoy

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

[furiouslyfaster]

I'd buy it

[draggin50]

Awesome Jesse! That is funny!

[heyitsmepugsley]

i want 1.5 metri fuck tons of parts for my car.

[Blackballed]

Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

LOL:lol:

[foxbody]

just reading that ad made me want to buy that car. one helluva description.

[beefcake]

lmao, great stuff

[Gstang117]

This man should sell cars for a living.

[svtmofo]

LMAO! Im sold. Only thing I had to see was Orange E brake handle

[INSANEBA]

(bitches love orange) LMAO! Hey Beef, you need to put this cat to work. THis mofo would sell like 12 new stangs a week at this rate lmao!

[06V6Andrew]

hahaha i am still laughing for that..i wonder if this guy will write up a craigslist add for my 96 V8 swapped V6...i just want to hear how it sounds..hahahah

[Stangman]

I imagine that if we could hear this dude talk about the car, he'd sound like Vince, the "I-punched-a-hooker" Sham-wow guy.... lol

[blown96cobra]

I'd buy it if I thought I could get it thru customs. But that would never happen!

[blown96cobra]

I copied and pasted it just incase dudes ad gets deleted. I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on this lol.


This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

Location: Maple Ridge
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[pegasus]

Full of win

[Stangman]

You know, now that I think about it... its from Canada, and so are the Epic Mealtime guys.... I would swear its the main dude writing this now that I reread it lol

[furiouslyfaster]

I copied and pasted it just incase dudes ad gets deleted. I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on this lol.

Probably a good idea good thinking man :bigthumb

[furiouslyfaster]

I posted this up on the focus forum I have been a member on since forever and I also posted the text in case the ad got taken down and one of the mods on the site took erased the text. Not to mention that all the curse words were turned into smiley faces by the site anyways. Geez can't have any fun on that forum..............but on this one we can :rockon:

[Stangman]

The Lincoln board is the same way w/ the smilies... but we get away w/ a lot there lol

[furiouslyfaster]

I just thought it was dumb not like anybody has never heard those words before and everyone thought it was hilarious, and it was in our groups thread but whatever, knew i got a mustang for a reason.

[Camaro86SHOCKER]

"bitches love orange" lol

[cobrajoe]

EPIC DRIFT TIME! Mother F@#ckers with Bacon and some Jack.

[2Fast4You]

What A Joke.............................................. ....

[jktruckin06]

Cobra, that is what I thought while reading this... sounds like the sauce boss wrote it.

[mustanger]

Was having a shitty day until I read this...definetly put a smile on my face! mtherfcker's!