What a morning

[Steves LX]

I got into an elevator this morning, looked up and saw this HUGE mountain of a guy standing next to me. The big guy sees me staring at him, he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." I must have fainted. Woke up with the guy shaking me. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" I said, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown." I said, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.

[dedpedal]

LMAO! This is going on facebook!

[firestang70]

Steve why pass out? You already know me....

[adragon72]

Lmao good One

[Stangman]

LOL!!!!!!!!! Good one!

[chris91]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[beefcake]

I got into an elevator this morning, looked up and saw this HUGE mountain of a guy standing next to me. The big guy sees me staring at him, he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." I must have fainted. Woke up with the guy shaking me. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" I said, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown." I said, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.

lmao! thats great!

[KYGTP]

Very Nice...:lol:

[furiouslyfaster]

Very funny I actually thought this was something that actually happened to you until you said you passed out. The way people are these days it wouldn't surprise me.