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Gstang117
08-05-2011, 07:04 PM
So I stole this from a Jeeping forum I'm in.
Basically you fill in the rest of the sentence.
Example:
You know you drive a mustang when half the ricer's want to try you, while the other half know better.

beefcake
08-05-2011, 07:42 PM
When you look up everytime you hear that unique exhaust tone thinking it's got to be a Mustang.

And, of course your right.

catchmeifucan
08-05-2011, 07:49 PM
a true mustang owner def. knows that sound !!!

Blackout
08-05-2011, 08:20 PM
You know you drive a mustang when you cant help but to pipe and rasp the gas next to anyone who looks like they want to race :)

Blackout
08-05-2011, 08:23 PM
You know you drive a mustang when you in race and all the other person sees is your tail-lights

Maximus
08-05-2011, 08:24 PM
in an attempt to make it faster, you take it apart, strip it down, sell everything out of it, build a new engine for it, buy a new trans for it, buy new rims & tires, change your mind, have a kid, sell said new engine trans, change mind once again, buy another engine, new rims, change out rear gear, ship off to painter hell (NOT Plated) wait for months, change mind again, have another kid, sell engine trans, change rear gear again after picking up UNFINISHED NOT PAINTED car, sell rims tires, find deal on shortblock, buy rims & tires, sell old brakes, buy new brakes, let car sit longer, get pricing on more shit needed to finish it, decide its NEVER gonna get done, trade it off and be done with it. FML!


Just sayin....

COOP
08-05-2011, 08:27 PM
You know you drive a mustang when you prefer to drive with the radio off

84stang
08-05-2011, 08:30 PM
When the best part of the day is driving to work and driving home.

ibstrokin
08-05-2011, 09:04 PM
When you can't get a job because of your driving record!

dawsin94cobra
08-05-2011, 09:06 PM
when you blow through t5's on a daily basis lol ( just me)

or when you can change a t5 trans in under 30 min

plated
08-05-2011, 09:43 PM
if you spend more on a set of heads then you did the car itself:confused:

Gene
08-05-2011, 09:52 PM
You spend enough money on the suspension to buy a Z06 to make it lap slower than a stock Z06. :)

dawsin94cobra
08-05-2011, 09:53 PM
lollolololl^

setty2706
08-05-2011, 10:36 PM
.....you know you own a mustang when you start it up in a parking lot and look around to see if anyone is staring... and if not you rev it a few times as ur backing up :) ... And i hate to admit it but maximus answer is about the most correct statement that can be made :(

foureyed86
08-05-2011, 10:57 PM
..you know you own a mustang when you drive threw parking lots setting off alarms and you just laugh...

redfirepearlgt
08-05-2011, 11:10 PM
...you've spent so much money under the hood your wife would completely eliminate sex from the marriage if she found out.

Dirtyd0g
08-06-2011, 12:23 AM
You know you drive a bone stock 02 mustang when....
You are so convinced that 2 ton black thunderbird cannot beat you so you put the dial on your window lower despite your trial runs. Then you get spanked and buy back in, line up with him again and get spanked even worse. In your disgust you run over get in his face and accuse him of having nitrous.
Because he got you in the hole then pulled away from you again on the big end.

Absolutely no comprehension of gears and or converters helps to make this happen.

Alan

heyitsmepugsley
08-06-2011, 08:43 AM
your car trailer has more miles than your car.

blown96cobra
08-06-2011, 11:09 AM
You fill your nitrous bottles more often than your gas tank.

cobra429boss
08-06-2011, 11:11 AM
when your sunroof leaks

Blackout
08-06-2011, 11:41 AM
when you replace your back tires way more than the fronts...

heyitsmepugsley
08-06-2011, 02:10 PM
when you can get laid by anyone that see's you driving. lol just kidding thats a tracker.

Gstang117
08-06-2011, 07:56 PM
When .65 cents of every dollar out of your paycheck goes towards your mustang.

orangedemon331
08-06-2011, 08:39 PM
when you have the skills and the knowledge to plan and build your car in your head and on paper different ways but you change your mind so much that you actually go in circles trying to keep up with the newest thought while your car is held up on jackstands!

orangedemon331
08-06-2011, 08:42 PM
in an attempt to make it faster, you take it apart, strip it down, sell everything out of it, build a new engine for it, buy a new trans for it, buy new rims & tires, change your mind, have a kid, sell said new engine trans, change mind once again, buy another engine, new rims, change out rear gear, ship off to painter hell (NOT Plated) wait for months, change mind again, have another kid, sell engine trans, change rear gear again after picking up UNFINISHED NOT PAINTED car, sell rims tires, find deal on shortblock, buy rims & tires, sell old brakes, buy new brakes, let car sit longer, get pricing on more shit needed to finish it, decide its NEVER gonna get done, trade it off and be done with it. FML!


Just sayin....

stop whining and put the car together!!:lol:

redfirepearlgt
08-06-2011, 08:53 PM
knowing you will never get your money back out of it (except in thrill factor) even in a good econnomy but you keep putting more into it anyway!

thecollector
08-07-2011, 10:11 AM
The tools in your garage exceed the value of your car several times over...

redfirepearlgt
08-07-2011, 11:48 AM
The tools in your garage exceed the value of your car several times over...

I thought that was just a good mechanic that has space to work on a car. LOL!

Dirtyd0g
08-07-2011, 03:12 PM
The tools in your garage exceed the value of your car several times over...

Yeah I don't own a mustang and my tools far out number my cars.
Alan

2007ShelbyCobra
08-07-2011, 03:14 PM
you have to bang 2nd at least once every time you drive it

dsmawd350
08-07-2011, 05:40 PM
you find yourself constantly being waxed by fbodies :lol:

Gstang117
08-08-2011, 09:15 PM
You know you drive a Mustang when your pipes are louder than your stereo.

9cobra4
08-09-2011, 04:28 AM
lol @ Chaddilac. And when you can name the exhaust on any mustang within hearing distance. 4.6 or 5.0, Yo.

SCHMUCKINGHAM
08-09-2011, 07:57 AM
You know you drive a Mustang when it sounds like a race car but makes 210 to the rear wheels

orangedemon331
08-10-2011, 09:32 AM
you find yourself constantly being waxed by fbodies :lol:

Glad to know you live in your own little world, step out from behind the video games and try it, the outcome will differ slightly!!!! :flipoff:

Kevin1989
08-10-2011, 09:51 AM
Glad to know you live in your own little world, step out from behind the video games and try it, the outcome will differ slightly!!!! :flipoff:
:lol:
hahahahahahah

blown96cobra
08-10-2011, 10:23 AM
Glad to know you live in your own little world, step out from behind the video games and try it, the outcome will differ slightly!!!! :flipoff:

X2. Ready anytime.

Pitbull1052
08-10-2011, 10:40 AM
when it's 10,000 degree's outside and you remove the a/c for the extra 2HP that it'll give you vs keeping it and not have to peel yourself off of the seat.......

PKFIRE
08-10-2011, 12:51 PM
you have more motor than you have brakes!

03z06vette
08-10-2011, 01:42 PM
Your on Stangbangers more than you look at porn.......

mad max
08-10-2011, 03:45 PM
^ thats funny right there.

setty2706
08-10-2011, 04:38 PM
Your on Stangbangers more than you look at porn.......

:lol: Hell i want to make a tshirt of that lol

redfirepearlgt
08-10-2011, 05:39 PM
you find yourself constantly being waxed by fbodies :lol:

Bring it down to E20 Friday night 8/12/2011. Plenty of opportunity to show your stuff.

HawksWR37
08-10-2011, 06:50 PM
When you tell someone that has 1.1 liters on you that you can take them

redfirepearlgt
08-10-2011, 07:44 PM
When you tell someone that has 1.1 liters on you that you can take them

Now I like that !!!!! There is a bumper sticker or T-shirt in that statement.

Moody
08-10-2011, 08:17 PM
When you constantly ramble on about mustangs Soo much your girl friend knows all the body styles and gets excited as much as you over the new boss 302

Gstang117
08-10-2011, 08:34 PM
When you constantly ramble on about mustangs Soo much your girl friend knows all the body styles and gets excited as much as you over the new boss 302

That's my kind of girlfriend! :bigthumb

03z06vette@ LOL, there's definitely truth in that statement

88lxcoupe
08-10-2011, 08:57 PM
This isn't porn?

2-8-1
08-10-2011, 09:36 PM
..you know you own a mustang when you drive threw parking lots setting off alarms and you just laugh...

Every single Mustang I've owned. The Terminator was the worst.

You know you own a Mustang when your fuel pump sounds more intimidating than your supercharger...

"""" all the local law enforcement knows you, and some call you for Mustang advice.

"""" people that have never actually raced you, have claimed to have beaten you.

"""" You get called out by a 454 SS Truck on a 150 shot...and you laugh

"""" 454 SS's friend brings his modded Grand National out...and you still laugh

"""" every tire mark on your block belongs to you.

"""" even if the tire marks don't belong to you, you get blamed for them, and subseqently take credit for them.

"""" you have turned a brand new set of Nitto 555R's into dust and black marks in a single burnout.

"""" when you walk out of work at the end of the day, and an impromptu Mustang Gathering is happening around your car.

"""" your fiance' can call a Mustang simply by the sound of the exhaust...and that my friends is why I am marrying her!

blown96cobra
08-12-2011, 03:33 PM
When the local ls1 nutswingers tell story's about outrunning your mustang and then hide like little bitches when there called out.

blown96cobra
08-12-2011, 03:54 PM
When people start bringing out full blown race cars to take on your daily driver.

Goober
08-12-2011, 06:59 PM
when you have the skills and the knowledge to plan and build your car in your head and on paper different ways but you change your mind so much that you actually go in circles trying to keep up with the newest thought while your car is held up on jackstands!

Have you been stalking me???:lol:

Gstang117
08-14-2011, 03:37 PM
You know you drive a lifted 4cyl Jeep when you're passed by a prius on the highway.
It's a sad, sad day for me :(

orangedemon331
08-14-2011, 05:37 PM
Have you been stalking me???:lol:

No and i used to think it was only turbo mustangs that stayed on jackstands but i have an n/a one now on them as well!!! Its a mustang thing!!!

foxbody
08-15-2011, 09:36 AM
when a supercharged xterra tries to pull you from a stoplight. lol

INSANEBA
08-16-2011, 09:00 AM
You know your driving a mustang, when everytime you stop at a light, the guy next to you signals wanting you to fry the tires off for them...

Kevin1989
08-16-2011, 11:21 AM
You know your driving a mustang, when everytime you stop at a light, the guy next to you signals wanting you to fry the tires off for them...
and even when he doesnt signal you go ahead and do it anyway

Gstang117
08-16-2011, 08:24 PM
and even when he doesnt signal you go ahead and do it anyway
:lol:

You know you drive a mustang when you're bathroom reading material is Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords, Ford 5.0, Mustang Monthly or Stangbangerz on your smartphone. Unless you don't have a smart phone, then your just shit outta luck.

foureyed86
08-16-2011, 08:39 PM
you know your drive a mustang when your cruising next to someone and they role up the window cause they cant here who they are talking to on the phone

setty2706
08-16-2011, 09:07 PM
Added to my new list the day before i started tearing into the floor


you know you drive a mustang when the lady at the drive-thru at taco bell ask you to turn off the car because she cant hear your order :bigthumb

INSANEBA
08-16-2011, 10:53 PM
:lol:

You know you drive a mustang when you're bathroom reading material is Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords, Ford 5.0, Mustang Monthly or Stangbangerz on your smartphone. Unless you don't have a smart phone, then your just shit outta luck.

"Shit outta luck", no pun intended lmao!:bigthumb