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DSSKing68
07-27-2011, 12:02 PM
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.



The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"



"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"



So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.



After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

k062693w
07-27-2011, 12:10 PM
LMFAO Good One !!!

furiouslyfaster
07-27-2011, 04:01 PM
LOL always love the jokes you guys post

setty2706
07-27-2011, 04:16 PM
:lol: i needed a good laugh today.... and since i work for the mental health dept. This wouldnt surprise me

dawsin94cobra
07-27-2011, 04:24 PM
hahahahha that was great

2Fast4You
07-27-2011, 04:49 PM
Joke of the day, can't go wrong with that one.