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93bossgt
05-15-2011, 09:30 PM
ok maybe not very funny but i laughed my ass off. so i'm driving down 42 in florence past pleasant valley and get caught at that light, guy on a brand new r1 is at the light going the other way. he is just giving it hell, reving it and waiting for the light to change. a car full of high school girls in the lane next to him pulls up, so i guess this means he turns into Tommy Tough Nuts now. so the light changes and he stalls the bike! and a truck cuts in front of him and he gets going finally well he catches up to the car full of girls and sure as shit, he puts it on one wheel! little did he know the light just changed and he smacks it right into the back of the truck that had cut him off when he stalled it! i laughed so fuckin hard i almost wrecked my fucking car!

inferno50
05-15-2011, 09:38 PM
I think its funny.

R825OH
05-15-2011, 09:43 PM
showin off isn't always smart lol

sean
05-15-2011, 10:01 PM
Love it. Newb bites the shit. Thats should happen to every idiot rider.

2007ShelbyCobra
05-15-2011, 10:02 PM
lol, that is pretty funny

93bossgt
05-15-2011, 10:08 PM
I know right, i looked at the old lady and she had just spit out her drink all over the windshield! Fuckin' hilarious! Oh yeah, i agree should happen when you show off being a new rider! what a schmuck!

93bossgt
05-15-2011, 10:09 PM
oh yeah, forgot to mention he was wearing a beater and shorts, the jerk dick!

mad max
05-15-2011, 10:51 PM
The way these new bikes run , its like giving a loaded hand gun to someone who has never handled a gun. Hopefully he is okay and has learned a vaulable lesson.

furiouslyfaster
05-15-2011, 11:05 PM
Some people just have to learn the tough way lol Pretty funny story I think

blown96cobra
05-16-2011, 12:54 AM
I think u should have to pass an IQ test before your handed the keys to one of those death machines. I've had 5-6 liter bikes and they are not forgiving when you start throttle jockeying them.

1992MustangDW
05-16-2011, 03:31 AM
it is pretty funny he ate shit but i hope he is alright and learned his lesson

relaxednoma
05-16-2011, 10:18 AM
i think i've seen that idiot running around. I live in union as well lol

cobrajoe
05-16-2011, 05:48 PM
Did he bite it while on the back wheel?

Evolved
05-16-2011, 05:49 PM
Funny but sucks it had to happen to a new R1, those are some sweet bikes. Like mad max said these newer liter bikes are very powerful machines.

93bossgt
05-16-2011, 07:39 PM
as he was putting it back down, he hit it right in the tailgate of the truck. so, yeah.

Racin Jason
05-16-2011, 07:50 PM
that probly hurt man, but very funny stuff

93bossgt
05-16-2011, 07:53 PM
as far as i know he got up and about got the living hell beat outta him by the guy in the truck, but as far as i know he got up and got back on the bike and took off.

93RedNotch
05-16-2011, 08:13 PM
as far as i know he got up and about got the living hell beat outta him by the guy in the truck, but as far as i know he got up and got back on the bike and took off.

hahaha this story made my me laugh and this part made my day what a moron lol

Sloney50
05-16-2011, 08:13 PM
You can always tell it's a newbie when there sportin shorts and a beater, hell Ive even seen sandels! I NEVER get on a bike without pants, real shoes, and at least a t-shirt (Jacket prefered) F-ing TOOL I hate to hear that and hope he is ok but damn dude c'mon

buckeye6669
05-16-2011, 09:23 PM
think its funny

Convertible Kid
05-19-2011, 08:28 AM
If everyone had a crotch rocket natural selection would work a lot easier lol

cobrajoe
05-19-2011, 07:29 PM
The same can be said for "kids/non-drivers" in fast/high powered cars.

sean
05-19-2011, 08:01 PM
Death comes a lot faster on a motorcycle. I really think there are people who just dont belong on a bike.