Tolerance at Ground Zero

[DSSKing68]

While I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus, the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.



That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot". Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."



Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered". All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.

[pegasus]

LOLZ that great

[mad max]

Very well put. I agree 100 percent.

[furiouslyfaster]

At first i was like hmmm i disagree but the more i read the more i liked and agreed lol

[Dirtyd0g]

Don't forget about planned parenthood and a womens hair boutique.
Alan

[djom1cincy]

At first I was like Wtf but then lol. I'm all for this.

[BIGRED Z]

:D The names of these establishments...Bwahahahaha!

[2007ShelbyCobra]

this has some potential

[Dirtyd0g]

The beauty shop should be named unveiled!

[gordon]

X2!!!:D:bigthumb

[Yellow98Cobra]

And all bars serve the specialty drink "the Osama Bin Laden" which consists of 2 shots and a splash of water!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[DSSKing68]

And all bars serve the specialty drink "the Osama Bin Laden" which consists of 2 shots and a splash of water!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Very nice.....I like it! :bigthumb

[uknowho1702]

I agree!! TOLERANCE!! fuk em

[Dirtyd0g]

That sounds good, we should all celebrate with one of those on the anniversary of his demise. The 9mm cups wouldn't do much for us, but they seemed to do the job for Osama.
Alan

[93RedNotch]

haha this is awsome!!! dont forget Bagdaddy's burgers fries and ribs! hahaha

[beefcake]

that would be good

[redfirepearlgt]

Guess you could add the traditional BLT sandwich to any restaurant menu as well - The Bin Laden Terminated double whammy. Of course Bacon should be the primary ingredient.

[egbertnr]

AGREED, dont know how many of you listen to Bob and Tom, but the speculation of the names of the porn they found in Bin Ladens compound has been cracking me up on the drive in to work! To name a few ... Lawrence of a Labia,.... Hung like Saddam....Deep Goat.. The list goes on!

[redfirepearlgt]

AGREED, dont know how many of you listen to Bob and Tom, but the speculation of the names of the porn they found in Bin Ladens compound has been cracking me up on the drive in to work! To name a few ... Lawrence of a Labia,.... Hung like Saddam....Deep Goat.. The list goes on!

Can't figure out why a man needs porn in a country where harums are accepted legally and by religious approval. DAG! Then again imagine yourself with a harum of women... That just might drive any guy to porn after hearing it from his harum 24/7. LOL!!!

"...Where have you been? This isn't our blonde hair on your turbine. You smell like hash. Why isn't the trash out? Did you fix the curling iron yet? Have the camels been washed? Did you rake the sand in the front yard yet? Change the channel its time for Oprah. You never take us anywhere. You don't appreciate us..." At least Porn doesn't talk back!?!?!?