BIGRED Z
03-20-2011, 01:40 AM
THE THREE WOMEN
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in
jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College
and believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words... 'I
just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it was coming), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
'Well, I'm from the University of Texas A&M and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.'
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in
jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of
them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College
and believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words... 'I
just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg
for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it was coming), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
'Well, I'm from the University of Texas A&M and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.'