bestracing
11-17-2010, 05:50 PM
For those of you that are familuar with Maxine cartoons, here is her male counter part, Marvin......
When I was a kid I use to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit playing with myself and I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you".
T was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "Morning..."
He said, "No, just taking a dump".
I was walking down the road and saw my Arab neighbor Abdul standing on his balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex
Getting married is like getting into a hot tub....
After you get use to it, it ain't so hot.
Guns don't kill people......
Husbands who come home early kill people.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me....
Don't and Stop, unless they are used together.
A tight dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Her job is to complain...
Mine is to give her a reason.
When I was a kid I use to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit playing with myself and I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you".
T was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "Morning..."
He said, "No, just taking a dump".
I was walking down the road and saw my Arab neighbor Abdul standing on his balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex
Getting married is like getting into a hot tub....
After you get use to it, it ain't so hot.
Guns don't kill people......
Husbands who come home early kill people.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me....
Don't and Stop, unless they are used together.
A tight dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Her job is to complain...
Mine is to give her a reason.