I still got it

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Totally RAD! :lol:

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/EVIL85SSP/surfin2.jpg

[Mista Bone]

Pics of the road rash aftermath not loading.

Or did you crash into a sand trap?

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Neither cause i'm straight up rad :lol:

We used to ride like that down Batavia hill on 32...i wouldn't dare try that crap today. I've still got pretty good balance but i don't heal as well as i did back then lol.

[Mista Bone]

First warning of speed I got was on an old 10 speed bike, 50 in 35......thankfully I never wrecked at that speed.

I survived my teens without any safety equipment.....

[347sc]

First warning of speed I got was on an old 10 speed bike, 50 in 35......thankfully I never wrecked at that speed.

I survived my teens without any safety equipment.....

I'm calling bullshit on that.

[1992MustangDW]

thats pretty cool man

[mustang8998]

I'm calling bullshit on that.

Why?

Don't you know it was up hill, in the snow too!

[Paul408Notch]

I'm calling bullshit on that.

You beat me to it.

[sean]

yea.. well I went 72 in a 25 and they impounded my beach cruiser and made me gain weight so I would never do it again.... lol

Anything you can do I can do better..

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Yeeaaah i dunno about 50mph. I used to have a high dollar Nishiki road bike when i was a kid, and it had the hardest gearing i've ever seen on a bike. The big front sprocket had to be 13 inches or so. When you put that thing in the hardest gear it would flat out haul ass. I remember a friend of mine clocking me at 37mph on flat land, and i just couldn't pedal any harder. Back then my legs were RIPPED because i literally rode 20+ miles a day every single day on my bike so i don't think lack of strength had anything to do with it.

[9cobra4]

Of course Bone went 50mph on a bicycle, his car will barely do that, let alone his bicycle. Always with the one-upping that guy. Anyway, the fastest I've been is around 28-32mph on a huge hill in patriot, Indiana on a 21 speed mongoose from Wal*Mart. I say 28-32 because the digital speedometer said 30mph, but I doubt it's accurate so I'm just guessing.

[Kevin1989]

ive gotten a digital speedo on a bike to say about 27... down a decent size hill. 50mph no freakin way!

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

I have taken that same road bike down the hills on 32 in Batavia, but i have no idea how fast i was going. All i know is the cars didn't pass me up that much faster than i was going, and the wind in my ears was crazy. I'm not a real small guy so aerodynamics weren't in my favor and i'm sure my clothes weren't helping.

Maybe bone was riding with his Lance Armstrong spandex on :lol:

[Mista Bone]

No Spandex here!!!!!

John Gray Road from the top of the hill by the Golf Course headed back home. A car just coasting will hit 35-37 mph in neutral....and make it up the other side. On a bike....holy shit!! Dorcy speedo was bought at Swallens in Tri-County. I logged over 1500 miles on that bike. I'd hit 20-25 mph just down the small hills in the neighborhood.

It was either Atari 2600 or ride my bike...and I rode a lot! It was only a quarter to swim at the George Washington pool in Lindenwald instead of the $1.25 at Fairfield Golf Course. That meant out of the $2 I got I could play $1.75 worth of Asteroids at Northwest lanes, two plays for a quarter.

I wasn't always this fat :( If the seats didn't hurt so much I'd get back into riding.

Also remember back then radar was not very good, remember the 88 mph trees?

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

I was riding next to a car when i was "clocked" at 37...that's just going by the car's speedo.

[Mista Bone]

Last time I rode for any distance, I took on the Loveland Bike trail on a 18 Speed Huffy Mt Storm. This back when I was racing RC cars at Hi-Tech, about 1990. At that time it was 13 miles from the train depot in Loveland to end of trail around Morrow. With no training I started off and quicker found an easy pace. Might you it is slightly uphill most of the way to Morrow. The pace was a 1/2 mile marker every 2 minutes or 15 mph. I had a few guys on road bikes pass me and uphill I couldn't keep up.

Coming back I was able to go up two gears and was able to keep up with road bikes, even passed a few. I found a "tuck position" resting my elbows on the hand grips.

When I got to the end a road biker asked me how long I'd been riding....this was my first time in 7-8 years, having a car meant no need for a bike! He suggested I should drop a gear and pedal faster....myself I prefer the "big block" approach. low rpms with lots of leg power.

[347sc]

OMG you the bestest biker ever!!!!111!!! Maybe you should drop the honda and buy another 10 speed and ask some of your friends in Detroit to put you in a windtunnel then maybe you can go to France and show them how its done!

Sorry I just dont fucking like you.

[Mista Bone]

never said everyone/anyone had to like me...nor do I give a damn.

Then again, I'm tempted to find a fat tire bike to ride to drop weight between my daily routes. Maybe ride through Franklin, not that far from my Drop point at I 75 and SR 73.

[347sc]

Knock your self out buddy, I can pm my address if you want. Better have a ride back home though. BTW Im in Cincy m-f 8-5 if you feel lucky

[Mista Bone]

Honestly was thinking about riding around Armco Park on 741. It is on my way from Springboro to Milford. No traffic to worry about.

[mustang8998]

Bone, you never hit 50, going down the hill on John Grey.

If you care to back that claim up, we could have Bo follow you. He can give you a head start and if you don't hit 50, he'll run you over!

[347sc]

LOL that made me spit out my pepsi man.

[Mista Bone]

Lets be honest, at my age and weight, I'd likely be dead of a heart attack before the bottom by the pump station if I tried that now! Which is where the cop was sitting. Back then they still had the "bunny hop" hill near where the condo entrance is now.

I'd rather call out Metcalf to a race at Tristate on same bikes for a 1/4 mile pedal fest......with life squad waiting at the finish line!

[347sc]

I got $50 on Metcalf

[Metcalf Racing]

He acts like I don't have an old school dyno in my basement

[Mista Bone]

He acts like I don't have an old school dyno in my basement

just another treadmill :)

:popcorn:

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

He acts like I don't have an old school dyno in my basement

Yeah what kind of Dyno? Sell it? :D

[Gearhead]

It was only a quarter to swim at the George Washington pool in Lindenwald instead of the $1.25 at Fairfield Golf Course. That meant out of the $2 I got I could play $1.75 worth of Asteroids at Northwest lanes, two plays for a quarter.

Huh ?? :confused::confused: WTF does this have to do with anything in this thread ??

[sean]

He acts like I don't have an old school dyno in my basement

I am guessing a tread mill thats not motorized?

[Kevin1989]

Huh ?? :confused::confused: WTF does this have to do with anything in this thread ??
nothing at all... if you havent noticed its an ongoing theme with bones posts

[347sc]

I am guessing a tread mill thats not motorized?


No DYNO is a brand of BMX/Freestyle bike

[sean]

one day while at the ymca as a child, where i got in free because my mom and dad got us a family membership, I was feeling hot and bored. It was adult swim and it was hot out. The police or the outfield was playing on the speakers. I went to my mom and got 50 cents and got a zero bar. They kept them frozen and it melted in my hands but it was still good. Adult swim was over by then and I jumped in the pool, washed off my hands and went under the water and blew out a snot rocket that ended up on the back of this ladies swim suit. I remember thinking well get the hell outta the pool. Itsnot adult swim...

end


BONE?

[Kevin1989]

:lol: im crying now

[Paul408Notch]

There was this one time that I got my gas-powered RC car up to 76mph. I ran it on nitromethane that I got from my best friend in the world, Kenny Bernstein. He was my mentor, and he wanted me to drive the top fueler when I grew up, but then he was afraid I'd break all of his records. But I know my RC car hit 76 because that's what the speedo on my BMX bike said, and I was riding along next to it. I could have gone faster if it wasn't uphill. Plus I had the controller in one hand, a chicken wing with sauce hotter than anything you've ever eaten in the other, and I was balancing a goldfish on my head in a bowl that I won at the carnival for throwing a baseball over 120mph. It was probably actually about 145mph, but the radar gun stopped at 120. I later designed a radar gun that goes up to 400mph, which is what NHRA uses to measure the jet car speeds. I used the royalties from that to get a rhinoceros, but the Zoo told me that if I donated the Rhino to them, they would name the Rhino exhibit after me, so I did and they backed out on the deal. It's ok though, because me and Thayne Maynard settled it at a UFC 48 prelim fight several years back. I submitted him via a choke I learned when I trained with Royce Gracie in Brazil, so he agreed to give me $1 for every admission purchased until 2050. I'm not greedy, nor am I a braggart, so I donate all of the money to needy puppies and kitties. Only ones that can beat me in a foot race though. I need to know that they can outrun the fastest runner on the planet, or they're just not worthy animals. After all, I did outrun Usain Bolt once. I probably would have lapped him, but I was in a suit, and I had to run backwards since my $200k shoes didn't have the right laces in them.

But yeah, I'm obviously better than you, or I wouldn't post here.

[sean]

There was this one time that I got my gas-powered RC car up to 76mph. I ran it on nitromethane that I got from my best friend in the world, Kenny Bernstein. He was my mentor, and he wanted me to drive the top fueler when I grew up, but then he was afraid I'd break all of his records. But I know my RC car hit 76 because that's what the speedo on my BMX bike said, and I was riding along next to it. I could have gone faster if it wasn't uphill. Plus I had the controller in one hand, a chicken wing with sauce hotter than anything you've ever eaten in the other, and I was balancing a goldfish on my head in a bowl that I won at the carnival for throwing a baseball over 120mph. It was probably actually about 145mph, but the radar gun stopped at 120. I later designed a radar gun that goes up to 400mph, which is what NHRA uses to measure the jet car speeds. I used the royalties from that to get a rhinoceros, but the Zoo told me that if I donated the Rhino to them, they would name the Rhino exhibit after me, so I did and they backed out on the deal. It's ok though, because me and Thayne Maynard settled it at a UFC 48 prelim fight several years back. I submitted him via a choke I learned when I trained with Royce Gracie in Brazil, so he agreed to give me $1 for every admission purchased until 2050. I'm not greedy, nor am I a braggart, so I donate all of the money to needy puppies and kitties. Only ones that can beat me in a foot race though. I need to know that they can outrun the fastest runner on the planet, or they're just not worthy animals. After all, I did outrun Usain Bolt once. I probably would have lapped him, but I was in a suit, and I had to run backwards since my $200k shoes didn't have the right laces in them.

But yeah, I'm obviously better than you, or I wouldn't post here.

Ive done all that already........TWICE

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Actually...um...there are electric RC cars that go 80+mph now :lol:

[Mista Bone]

Paul, So about THAT line, I've been playing nice...

....since electric RC cars are playing with triple digit numbers at the Indy Veledrome.

Keeping the cars from throwing the caps has kept John quite busy. He's since switched to Super Glue. The old glue would come apart at speed/heat and result in stuffing a $300-500 chassis into the wall at 90+ mph, aka gonzo!

[347sc]

There was this one time that I got my gas-powered RC car up to 76mph. I ran it on nitromethane that I got from my best friend in the world, Kenny Bernstein. He was my mentor, and he wanted me to drive the top fueler when I grew up, but then he was afraid I'd break all of his records. But I know my RC car hit 76 because that's what the speedo on my BMX bike said, and I was riding along next to it. I could have gone faster if it wasn't uphill. Plus I had the controller in one hand, a chicken wing with sauce hotter than anything you've ever eaten in the other, and I was balancing a goldfish on my head in a bowl that I won at the carnival for throwing a baseball over 120mph. It was probably actually about 145mph, but the radar gun stopped at 120. I later designed a radar gun that goes up to 400mph, which is what NHRA uses to measure the jet car speeds. I used the royalties from that to get a rhinoceros, but the Zoo told me that if I donated the Rhino to them, they would name the Rhino exhibit after me, so I did and they backed out on the deal. It's ok though, because me and Thayne Maynard settled it at a UFC 48 prelim fight several years back. I submitted him via a choke I learned when I trained with Royce Gracie in Brazil, so he agreed to give me $1 for every admission purchased until 2050. I'm not greedy, nor am I a braggart, so I donate all of the money to needy puppies and kitties. Only ones that can beat me in a foot race though. I need to know that they can outrun the fastest runner on the planet, or they're just not worthy animals. After all, I did outrun Usain Bolt once. I probably would have lapped him, but I was in a suit, and I had to run backwards since my $200k shoes didn't have the right laces in them.

But yeah, I'm obviously better than you, or I wouldn't post here.


You must have read some of his posts on yellowbullet where he was friends with Lingenfelter and all the other one up posts he likes to pull out of his ass.
Its funny how you can be what ever you can dream on the net but cant lie around people that know you.


Paul, So about THAT line, I've been playing nice...

....since electric RC cars are playing with triple digit numbers at the Indy Veledrome.

Keeping the cars from throwing the caps has kept John quite busy. He's since switched to Super Glue. The old glue would come apart at speed/heat and result in stuffing a $300-500 chassis into the wall at 90+ mph, aka gonzo!

Again you make a post with a reference only you know about and you do not fill the rest of us in on the bullshit. Who the fuck is John and really who gives a shit?

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Here bone i got you a new avatar

http://www.bigfenomeno.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/post_one_up.jpg

[Paul408Notch]

Paul, So about THAT line, I've been playing nice...

....since electric RC cars are playing with triple digit numbers at the Indy Veledrome.

Keeping the cars from throwing the caps has kept John quite busy. He's since switched to Super Glue. The old glue would come apart at speed/heat and result in stuffing a $300-500 chassis into the wall at 90+ mph, aka gonzo!

Yet again, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

[347sc]

Here bone i got you a new avatar

http://www.bigfenomeno.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/post_one_up.jpg

Lol nice, BTW what bike is that? Single top tube right? Thats not easy to just jump on and do. Makes me want my old Cycle Craft back.

[Paul408Notch]

Here bone i got you a new avatar

http://www.bigfenomeno.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/post_one_up.jpg

Perfect

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Lol nice, BTW what bike is that? Single top tube right? Thats not easy to just jump on and do. Makes me want my old Cycle Craft back.

No i'm not that good....my buddy can surf on a single top tube though, he had killer balance.

'86 General Bicycles Hustler Pro
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/EVIL85SSP/Hustler3.jpg

All original except the wheels/chain/seat/grips/brakes. I have the original brakes that are getting cleaned up but the wheels/tires/grips/seat were destroyed. It was 100% original when i got it but in very rough shape. The welds on this frame are incredible...stack-o-dimes good and clean as hell. I'm looking into having it chromed.

[347sc]

I remember Woody Itson had one gold plated. I had one in white

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Yep...they were a short lived company but they had some serious riders. Fred Blood and R.L. Osborn even had signature models. The frames were made by the same company who made Redline/Haro/Kuwahara and a few other high end companies of the time. R.L. left Redline to ride for them.

[MrsAPE]

OMG Paul....The softest dog ever is looking at me like something is seriously wrong!! Nothing like sitting in a room, drinking coffee with no one around but the animals laughing my ass off!! I'm still laughing!! I owe you a beer!!

[BIGHONKEY]

I remember Woody Itson had one gold plated. I had one in white

Ahahaha, I used to have a all gold anodized diamond back. I miss it!!! It had everything that was metal anodized. I even bought yellow tires at Parrillo's in finneytown and when the got dirty they looked gold too!! :D

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

LMAO did he change his avatar or did someone change it for him? :lol:

[mustang8998]

Who would do something like that!? :rolleyes:

[Paul408Notch]

I don't know what you're talking about.
:blink:

[9cobra4]

Holy shit guys, I've never laughed this much in my life. Mista Bone, seriously, just stop trying to defend yourself for a bullshit story. Just stop posting, or just admit it was a lie. No harm done. I have no idea why a 45 year old man feels the need to show everyone up every chance you get. To be honest, I used to think your stories were fun to read and I found them interesting, but now I will never believe another story you tell. This is by far my favorite thread, I've been wanting to unleash on this guy for a long time, just had too much heart to do it. 347sc is my hero.

[9cobra4]

Here bone i got you a new avatar

http://www.bigfenomeno.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/post_one_up.jpg

Hahahaha I've been calling him mushroom for a while.

[big cheif]

hey dave, ever get ahold of that dude that has your pk ripper?

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

hey dave, ever get ahold of that dude that has your pk ripper?

Nope. And Jeff who has my GT Vertigo won't come off it :mad:

[347sc]

Holy shit guys, I've never laughed this much in my life. Mista Bone, seriously, just stop trying to defend yourself for a bullshit story. Just stop posting, or just admit it was a lie. No harm done. I have no idea why a 45 year old man feels the need to show everyone up every chance you get. To be honest, I used to think your stories were fun to read and I found them interesting, but now I will never believe another story you tell. This is by far my favorite thread, I've been wanting to unleash on this guy for a long time, just had too much heart to do it. 347sc is my hero.


I have read his bullshit since the old Cincy Speed board and just tired of it. You really want a laugh go read his bullshit on Yellowbullet. Its like he has a fantasy life and thinks because its the internet that no one will know. From his days of driving door slammers to building a tranny for a Civic that was going to race LeMans to his Detroit trips. If he was the legend he thinks he is why does he drive delivery and live in his moms basement? I mean really if he has half that talent he posts about why doesnt he have a job at a race team or his own shop?
Me Im just tired of being nice to jackasses like him and cant hold back anymore.

[denial]

Bo, don't be fucking with me in that hooptie you have. I'll have to snap one off in that ass!

[347sc]

Now you know you didnt want any on main street the other day, The Exploder had you scared

[denial]

I was actually like wtf is this. lol. Then I seen your big ass head. WAIT. I apologize for calling your car names. It was a very nice explorer :)

[347sc]

I was actually like wtf is this. lol. Then I seen your big ass head. WAIT. I apologize for calling your car names. It was a very nice explorer :)


Lol when I said it scared you I ment you were afraid of the bumper falling off and hitting your Cobra.

[denial]

That's why I got all the way over! LOL.

[347sc]

Lol Car is nice man congrats on the new career and purchase.

And now back to Anti Bones thread currently in progress.lol

[Johnny O]

He acts like I don't have an old school dyno in my basement

You can borrow my 92 mongoose menace if you cant find yours. :)

[Maximus]

Soooo, what happened to the 1 Up?:lol:

[Johnny O]

First warning of speed I got was on an old 10 speed bike, 50 in 35......thankfully I never wrecked at that speed.

I survived my teens without any safety equipment.....

I dont think it was 50 mph...


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff212/slburrow/dumbass-2.gif

[Maximus]

BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!!:bigthumb

[Kevin1989]

i really wanna know what made that kid think that was an okay idea? like seriously