dedpedal
04-25-2010, 04:45 AM
Well grab my balls and call me a eunich but I think Ive discovered a hole in the fabric of time and space. As close as I can tell, I spent a weekend in the Smokies with one of the graetest women on the planet. Ill get deeper into why later if yall numbfucks aint caught it yet. I spent a weekend with Deb (my female counterpart) down in the hills near Gattlinburg. I have been on many wierd and unexpected adventures in my lifeand this one ranks a top ten place.
brrb. I need some Nugent.
Its your one way tyicket to midnight, call it heavy metal....
Ok, back to the ttttt story.
We knew goin in that the cabin was somewhat private. Thats to say that theres no nearby neighbors as we thought. Nawwwwwww we were a mile off the one lane blacktop when the road turned to gravel and another mile in when it turned to muddy rutted dirt
I was shedding clothes like a pervert at a Girl Scout meeting by the time we got to the end of the driveway to the cabin. I swear that we didnt see another soul the entire weekend so Im not worries about offending anyone.
I was in the hot tub for all of ten minutes when the call of nature hit me and I felt the need to release some gastric butt bombs. Duhhhhh Im not giving pics of me in the tub, Deb has them anyways. Back to the story.
brrb. I need some Nugent.
Its your one way tyicket to midnight, call it heavy metal....
Ok, back to the ttttt story.
We knew goin in that the cabin was somewhat private. Thats to say that theres no nearby neighbors as we thought. Nawwwwwww we were a mile off the one lane blacktop when the road turned to gravel and another mile in when it turned to muddy rutted dirt
I was shedding clothes like a pervert at a Girl Scout meeting by the time we got to the end of the driveway to the cabin. I swear that we didnt see another soul the entire weekend so Im not worries about offending anyone.
I was in the hot tub for all of ten minutes when the call of nature hit me and I felt the need to release some gastric butt bombs. Duhhhhh Im not giving pics of me in the tub, Deb has them anyways. Back to the story.