The Grandmother of Blonde Jokes !!! LMAO

[k062693w]

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....

You'll love this...

Yes..... I know you will...

Wait for it.....

Wait for it........













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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."



:bigthumb :lol: :bigthumb

[2007ShelbyCobra]

:shakeshead:

[DeckerEnt]

Can I add to the list?
Blond walks into the hair stylist. She has headphones on. Tells the stylist to cut around them He does. She comes back the next month with them on again, tells him to cut around them, he does. Next month she comes in, same ear phones and tells him to cut around them. This time she falls asleep in the chair. Stylist thinks he can do a better job if he takes the ear phones off. He does. After a minute or two, the blond falls out of the chair, dead right there on the floor. The stylist picks up the ear phones and puts them to his ears..................

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....Breath in....breath out... breath in..breath out.......

[inferno50]

both good ones.

[beefcake]

lol, both very funny

[NaomiDstangLvr]

Oh lord, lol! :rolleyes:

[facemelter71]

How do you know if a blonde has been at the computer.

There is white out on the screen.....

How do you drowned a blonde.

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool....


That is all.