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dedpedal
08-30-2009, 09:59 AM
10. Not all hispanic appearing people speak spanish. Take our buddy Sharad for example.

9.You may only buy 6 boxes of handgun ammo per day. It doesnt matter the size of the box, so if you can get there before they take the little boxes out of the big box.....

8.If a name brand company makes a product, Walmart has a knockoff cheaper.

7.people really took it to heart when the announcement was made that Walmart is a casual shopping experiance.

6.Most hispanic people will shy away from anyone wearing a blue hat with "INS" on it.

5. as with the above, its easy to get to the head of the checkout line if wearing a similar hat. You simply have to avoid the 13 carts full of items left by the one family when they evacuated the building.

4.Spandex. This is self explanatory

3.The same movie you purchased on dvd last week at the vidio store is in the dollar bargain bin this week.

2.It is perfectly acceptable to wear a bikin top and shorts to shop, even if you have backflaps and an ass shelf.

1. There is no minimum age requirment for earings, makeup and a pushup bra.

Lexstang
09-01-2009, 11:23 PM
I can't agree with #1 more. Dress a little girl like a little girl. There are enough people who are perves without tempting people to become dirty old men.

BigBadStang
09-02-2009, 08:28 AM
Don't forget Kev...on #1 there apparently is no maximum age either...:barf:

bestracing
09-02-2009, 09:43 AM
The best Wal-Mart to go people watching is in Ft. Wright. Stuck between Low Income housing and upper crust society there is some funny shit going on there :lol:

cstreu1026
09-02-2009, 09:47 AM
The best Wal-Mart to go people watching is in Ft. Wright. Stuck between Low Income housing and upper crust society there is some funny shit going on there :lol:

The one up here in Xenia is the same way.

dedpedal
09-02-2009, 09:31 PM
The best Wal-Mart to go people watching is in Ft. Wright. Stuck between Low Income housing and upper crust society there is some funny shit going on there :lol:

Careful there buddy.... thats MY Walmart

Jeff88coupe
09-02-2009, 09:54 PM
http://mywebsite.register.com/db5/00404/browneyebrownstreak.com/_uimages/WalmartBing.jpg

Mista Bone
09-02-2009, 11:15 PM
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

bestracing
09-03-2009, 09:00 AM
http://mywebsite.register.com/db5/00404/browneyebrownstreak.com/_uimages/WalmartBing.jpg

That left out someone wearing pj's and house slippers :lol: