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85_SS_302_Coupe
05-26-2009, 07:01 PM
Get ready for some foul language. I've gotta exercise the demons.

I'm so damn aggravated right now. I just stood outside with a pry bar in my hand and i almost put it through the windshield. This has been one stressful day. Lets take it from the top:

Had to go to work because my last pay check was shorted 8 hours. Why in the fuck do i have to do this? Because my job sucks cock. I go in and talk to the HR chick...she's a fucking tard. She pulls out this print out of my hours, and i've worked 4 days this particular week, should've had 32 hours. I got paid for 25. I ask her "how many days did i work" she says "4", i say well how many hours a day do i work? She says 8. I say well can someone fuckin tell me what 8 times 4 is please!!!??? DUMBASS

Next, i had to drive to Tri County. It was 4pm. Need i say more?

Then i get home to find that my mom's BF got fired. Again. He's been laid off for months and finally got a shitty job and they let him go after a week. The job market is so shitty right now.

Then my mom brings over some crazy fuckin game thing for my son...which shouldn't piss me off but i'm already pissed and this thing is playing yankee dootle dandy and it's really getting on my damn nerves.

So then my fuckin car. You dump like almost 3k into a fucking car and it won't run. It ran fuckin awesome one day, then 3 days later the shit won't idle. I've been through the gauntlet with this thing trying to figure it out and i have no damn clue. I take a tip from someone and try pulling the belt off...maybe something is freezing up causing the engine to die. I go to start it...no fuckin spark. So i scratch my head like NOW WTF IS IT? I go in the house for an hour before i snap. I go back out and i unplugged the damn distributor earlier because i'm swapping it out tomorrow.

So i try the belt...still dies. Then it starts raining on me. At this point i would not be surprised if a flock of birds came over me and they all shit on me at the same time. Which, leads me to the point where i'm standing there in front of my car after putting the belt back on. I have a big pry bar in my hand and i'm looking at it....sitting there doing nothing....and i seriously had to stop myself from beating the shit out of this fuckin car.

On top of all that, i have a broken power steering line on the Merkur and a check engine light on my Jeep.

Would someone please just come kick me in the nuts? I'd seriously rather stomp on my own dick than deal with this shit anymore. When this car gets back on the road, i'm gonna blow the fuckin thing up.

2007ShelbyCobra
05-26-2009, 07:10 PM
theres always tomorrow, hang in there

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-26-2009, 07:14 PM
Yeah, tomorrow i'm swapping out the distributor. When the damn thing won't idle after that...wait and see what kind of rant i type up then.

In fact you probably won't need to read it here, i'll be on Channel 5 for setting my car on fire and dancing around it like a psychotic indian.

R825OH
05-26-2009, 07:20 PM
Damn, you need a vacation Dave....it will come around. Hopefully sooner than later!

Rick93coupe
05-26-2009, 07:49 PM
I'd seriously rather stomp on my own dick than deal with this shit anymore.

Dude, if you can stomp on your own dick, it can't be that bad! :D

Seriously though, keep your head up, you'll make it through!

5.0calypso93lx
05-26-2009, 09:41 PM
Dude, if you can stomp on your own dick, it can't be that bad! :D

Hahahahaha, I lol'ed for sure!

04 Venom
05-26-2009, 09:57 PM
I gotta admit, that beats my worst day. Things HAVE to get better for you.

DeckerEnt
05-26-2009, 11:01 PM
Dude, you need to come to my farm party and let off some steam!!!!

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-26-2009, 11:22 PM
Dude, you need to come to my farm party and let off some steam!!!!


Man Keith, this is my 10th year not drinking...i gave that shit up when i wasn't even old enough to drink because i knew it was gonna lead to bad things.

Two things happen when i drink. Girls get laid and guys get beat up :lol:

It's not very fun...lol. Right now with the level of stress i'm dealing with, i'd probably just curl up and cry if i got drunk.

Now, GUNS on the other hand, i might have to come over some time and pop off some. I've got about 600 .22 rounds sitting here collecting dust.

DeckerEnt
05-27-2009, 12:14 AM
Got a nice 10/22 ruger and a few 25 round mags with your name on them if you want. I ment the gun stuff for blowing off steam. The beer is just a relaxing evening around a fire kind of thing.

Mista Bone
05-27-2009, 04:10 AM
Drinking is optional and if you quit for good reasons 10 years ago....don't start back up.

Laugh at the drunks, I've done it while being the sober one (DD) at a party. Your best weapon is a video camera.

But getaway, let off some of the pressure and just chill. If not the stress WILL kill you.

Bring a 6 of O'douls, we won't laugh too much.......at everything.

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-27-2009, 08:54 AM
Man the sucky part is my Mustang pretty much IS my stress relief. When your source of relief becomes a source of stress, shit starts getting bad quick. It's a combination of a lot of little things that would normally get shrugged off if everything wasn't to the boiling point already.

Stangman
05-27-2009, 11:29 AM
Man the sucky part is my Mustang pretty much IS my stress relief. When your source of relief becomes a source of stress, shit starts getting bad quick. It's a combination of a lot of little things that would normally get shrugged off if everything wasn't to the boiling point already.

I hear ya buddy, There are days when ANYTHING I TOUCH goes to shit... but the satisfactory of how well your car will run after it's fixed will more than make up for it. Been there myself my friend.

Shoulda seen me when I was trying to put a door handle in my Mark... that probably took me 4 hours to get it apart and put it back together (not having done it before) It was probably the dumbest design I've seen soo far...

So I get furious at it, go inside and post on the lincoln board about it, then decided to give it another go, and put it together the very first try... That pissed me off in itself just because it took 1 darn try... who'da thunk it? :lol:

I feel your pain on shit breaking dude, Everything I own right now has atleast 1 thing wrong with it... it's driving me nuts. The Mark needs a full, I mean FULL front end rebuild... the black car looks like hell and needs put back together, and paint... the red car... the jackstand queen... dont get me started... My coupe... sitting and rusting because when something gets done on one of my other cars, something else goes wrong... and the absolute kicker, the one that gets me the most... my very first car, my grandma's car... my '77 mustang II, looks like shit because of deer and age... and It doesnt look like showroom condition like I want it to be, that really sucks. But I know they will all be fixed one day. What year is your jeep? If it's OBD2 computer system I have a scan-tool and would be more than glad to scan it for you.

hang in there buddy.




Oh and if you are gonna destroy or deface your '85... pause, call me to come pick it up, and then take your rage out on a fire hydrant or something :D

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-27-2009, 11:49 AM
The Jeep is a '98 and it just needs an O2 sensor and a tune up...but still its more hassle i have to deal with.

I'm about to drop the new distributor in and hopefully the damn thing will idle again. Stay tuned (and maybe get the fire dept. suited up and ready..lol).

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-29-2009, 12:23 PM
Well, after swapping out the distributor for another one, and having my boy Kenny (fordfan) help me to get the MF'er in...the pump shaft is a real bitch on this thing...so far it seems to be fixed. It's idling normal except for some odd drop in idle here and there and then it'll pick back up.

So CROSS your fingers and say a prayer so maybe i don't have to shoot it now :D

dominickbonella
05-29-2009, 12:58 PM
SWEET,its about damn time it surenderd.like i said ur car has to be a female with all the atitude its been givin u.with all the time and money into that beast,im glad u did not do anything dumb.:bigthumb:rockon::rockon::rockon:

Pitbull1052
05-29-2009, 01:36 PM
So did you go back to a Ford version or ????? That's what I was thinking seemed weird for it to be something else since that was the only change you'd made..... but I'm not mechanic....

Pitbull1052
05-29-2009, 01:36 PM
Now time for that ride! lol

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-29-2009, 03:00 PM
Yeah i just swapped it out for another stocker. It seemed like the mechanical advance weights must have been sticking and causing it to advance the timing at idle...which caused it to idle high, which causes me to have to turn the idle screw way down, which caused it to die. Or at least that's the theory. Either way it was definitely the distributor.

Pitbull1052
05-29-2009, 03:17 PM
kewl I'm glad you got it fixed it was rough seeing that look on your face every time I walked by.....

Walter
06-01-2009, 06:18 AM
If its got wheels or tits it'll give you problems.

85_SS_302_Coupe
06-01-2009, 08:36 AM
If its got wheels or tits it'll give you problems.

If it flies floats or fucks, you're better off renting :lol: