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Mista Bone
05-08-2009, 02:38 PM
Single vs. Engaged vs. Married

The single girl leered as she sipped her drink and said, "Last Friday at
the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was
so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!

The Engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé'
got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black stockings
and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to
move up our wedding date!"

The Married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black hose and six inch stilettos...I
finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled "Hey Batman, what's for
dinner?"

1992MustangDW
05-08-2009, 03:00 PM
That is pretty funny

85_SS_302_Coupe
05-08-2009, 03:13 PM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/EVIL85SSP/StagesofaMansLife.jpg

93snake
05-08-2009, 03:29 PM
LOL, funny!

DeckerEnt
05-08-2009, 03:49 PM
That pretty much sums it up!!!

PONYGRL
05-08-2009, 03:56 PM
No way! I used this exact joke 2 weeks ago in my humor speech (my topic was the difference between men and women) in my advanced public speaking class... it's funny, no doubt. I also played this clip- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc

Modular D - Tim
05-09-2009, 06:01 AM
Funny, sad and true.

Tim C