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Black Horse
05-02-2009, 08:13 AM
Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 49.)


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?


'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'


'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


'No, I don't,' I said.


He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'


'No,' I said.


He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

BigBadStang
05-02-2009, 08:40 AM
Right on cue...:lol:
Thanks Dave! ;)

331TwistedWedge
05-02-2009, 12:16 PM
:lol: - my neighbor is about to turn 101 ... he must not have done anything :lol:

04 Venom
05-02-2009, 03:05 PM
Another gem from our resident philosopher.

DeckerEnt
05-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Good one Dave!!! I hope I die before I get old.....

adragon72
05-02-2009, 10:12 PM
lmao good one

beefcake
05-02-2009, 10:52 PM
lmao :)

jlt2006
05-02-2009, 11:11 PM
Nice one Dave.
True and to the point.

Mustangchic68
05-02-2009, 11:29 PM
Well said.....