dedpedal
04-09-2009, 06:39 AM
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.
A 70-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he
replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told
you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people
questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several
minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he
stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter..
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.
A 70-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he
replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told
you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people
questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several
minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he
stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter..