Black Horse
03-23-2009, 10:57 AM
Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read,
'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report .
Titanic: .... Cost - $29.99
Clinton : ... Cost - $29.99
Titanic: ........ Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : ...... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: ...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ...... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there.
Titanic: ........ Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : ..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : .. Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : .. Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the
Same thing.
'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report .
Titanic: .... Cost - $29.99
Clinton : ... Cost - $29.99
Titanic: ........ Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : ...... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: ...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ...... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there.
Titanic: ........ Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : ..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : .. Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : .. Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the
Same thing.