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dedpedal
03-10-2009, 11:23 AM
OK, this obviously isnt from MY point of view...




The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman

Mustard
03-10-2009, 12:01 PM
I would think cat woman would have been a better response

91boost
03-10-2009, 07:14 PM
Thats funny as hell, my wife laughed her ass off:lol:

beefcake
03-11-2009, 10:08 AM
heard that one b4

still good

93snake
03-11-2009, 11:58 AM
LOL, an oldie but a goodie