Black Horse
03-05-2009, 02:14 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in
a heart beat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars .
But, 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a homo!
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in
a heart beat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars .
But, 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a homo!