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dedpedal
03-03-2009, 06:48 PM
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

And then, there is ......



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by Nuts.

Black Horse
03-03-2009, 07:00 PM
Dammitt Kevin, another keyboard coated with Mt. Dew spray

DeckerEnt
03-03-2009, 10:14 PM
Gave up Mt Dew. Mine is sprayed with coors light!!!!
Keith