dedpedal
02-25-2009, 10:28 PM
Well folks, now I think I can retire, for Ive seen it all.
While being romantic with someone who we wont name, I was attacked by a cat.
To decribe the scene as best I can without being to graphic would leave out
to much.
So there we were, locked in the bedroom with the kitten that someone had
brought home. Our only choice was to have the kitten with us since she would
go get in the babys bed and wake her if left to the rest of the appartment.
This would be a definant no-no as the idea was to let the baby sleep so we
could get romantic (have sex for you Trojan Jockies). Needless to say, we
were well into it, sweating and panting like 2 animals. I had pushed the
kitten off the bed a few times by now and it was time to switch positions.
As I rolled over to allow my mating partner on top, I accidentaly rolled
over the kiten who was watching intensely. Ever see a cat get cornered? I
told the guys at work that the scratches on my back and ass were from my
girlfriend. I dont think they believed me. Off the bed with the feline felon
and back to the task at hand. A little while later, my woman is on top and
going for glory and Im getting into the mood again myself. With my eyes
closed, I could almost imagine that she was Linda Carter (you know? Wonder
Woman?) and she had me tied up with her magic lasso. I notice all the sudden
that shes playing with my reproductive orbs in a new way. It feels like
sandpaper being raked across my danglly dandies. Im starting to really get
into the swing of things when I notice that both her hands are on my
shoulders and the sandpaper is still going across my nuts. A quick double
check reveals that I am indeed correct and not seeing things. It seems that
the kitten was drawn to my nether regeon to find out what the smell was. I
guess tuna was the flavor of the day since she was sitting there licking my
sack while we were fornicating to Led Zep. I quickly realized that if I
stopped again to deal with the kitten, I would be finnished for the night as
my woman was allready done twice and patiently waiting my turn. In one
smooth motion, I grabbed the pussy from between my legs (no.... not THAT
one, the kitten damnit!) snd flung her as hard as I could against the wall
and finnished my bussiness without a word.
The thing is, should I let the kitten do this regularly or is it a bit too
wierd?
Sometime remind me to tell yall about the time the dog got in and caused an
impromtu threesome. Till next time, Keep your pants on, we're all in this
together.
____________________
I couldnt get it up one night ,but I was drunk and with the ugliest sheep in
the pen
While being romantic with someone who we wont name, I was attacked by a cat.
To decribe the scene as best I can without being to graphic would leave out
to much.
So there we were, locked in the bedroom with the kitten that someone had
brought home. Our only choice was to have the kitten with us since she would
go get in the babys bed and wake her if left to the rest of the appartment.
This would be a definant no-no as the idea was to let the baby sleep so we
could get romantic (have sex for you Trojan Jockies). Needless to say, we
were well into it, sweating and panting like 2 animals. I had pushed the
kitten off the bed a few times by now and it was time to switch positions.
As I rolled over to allow my mating partner on top, I accidentaly rolled
over the kiten who was watching intensely. Ever see a cat get cornered? I
told the guys at work that the scratches on my back and ass were from my
girlfriend. I dont think they believed me. Off the bed with the feline felon
and back to the task at hand. A little while later, my woman is on top and
going for glory and Im getting into the mood again myself. With my eyes
closed, I could almost imagine that she was Linda Carter (you know? Wonder
Woman?) and she had me tied up with her magic lasso. I notice all the sudden
that shes playing with my reproductive orbs in a new way. It feels like
sandpaper being raked across my danglly dandies. Im starting to really get
into the swing of things when I notice that both her hands are on my
shoulders and the sandpaper is still going across my nuts. A quick double
check reveals that I am indeed correct and not seeing things. It seems that
the kitten was drawn to my nether regeon to find out what the smell was. I
guess tuna was the flavor of the day since she was sitting there licking my
sack while we were fornicating to Led Zep. I quickly realized that if I
stopped again to deal with the kitten, I would be finnished for the night as
my woman was allready done twice and patiently waiting my turn. In one
smooth motion, I grabbed the pussy from between my legs (no.... not THAT
one, the kitten damnit!) snd flung her as hard as I could against the wall
and finnished my bussiness without a word.
The thing is, should I let the kitten do this regularly or is it a bit too
wierd?
Sometime remind me to tell yall about the time the dog got in and caused an
impromtu threesome. Till next time, Keep your pants on, we're all in this
together.
____________________
I couldnt get it up one night ,but I was drunk and with the ugliest sheep in
the pen