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Black Horse
02-11-2009, 07:28 PM
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away..

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

Maximus
02-11-2009, 09:16 PM
Some of those might work.:dummy::lol::lol:

beefcake
02-11-2009, 09:19 PM
Some of those might work.:dummy::lol::lol:

i'll have to use some of them

IWRBB
02-11-2009, 09:53 PM
Some more for ya..

-Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
-Quick, a snake just bit me in the balls and I need you to suck out the poison
-Do you know the difference betwwen a hamburger and a blow job? No? Wanna do lunch?
-Do any of you give head to strangers? No? Let me introduce myself.
-Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
-The word of the day is legs. Lets spread the word.

That's all I got off the top of my head...

bkstang95
02-12-2009, 12:00 PM
Some more for ya..

-Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
-Quick, a snake just bit me in the balls and I need you to suck out the poison
-Do you know the difference betwwen a hamburger and a blow job? No? Wanna do lunch?
-Do any of you give head to strangers? No? Let me introduce myself.
-Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
-The word of the day is legs. Lets spread the word.

That's all I got off the top of my head...

Hahahaha, now that's comedy!

Jrcmutang
02-12-2009, 12:53 PM
Hunny I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and use you as a feed bag!

Foxxx5oh
02-12-2009, 01:10 PM
holy hell...i just lol'd all over the place

1byafender
02-12-2009, 01:54 PM
i needed a good laugh today. thanks

mustangboy
02-12-2009, 02:02 PM
#2 worked for me, I've been married almost 13 yrs now.

Jeff88coupe
02-12-2009, 03:04 PM
I bet you sat next to Kevin (Dedpedal) at a bar one night and just wrote down all his A+ material:lol: