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Demented5oh
02-10-2009, 07:02 PM
just got this in a e-mail.




FROM : JOY KUMA
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
EMAIL ME PRIVATELY VIA;


ASSISTANCE TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR FUTURE.

Dear loved one,

Permit me to introduce my very self to you. In fact I am Joy Kuma the only child of late doctor David Kuma who was the director general of cocoa export corporation of Cote D'ivoire and was killed by the rebel forces here in my country cote d'ivoire during a political war at the same time with the former military president General ROBERT GUEI.

While my father was rushed to the hospital unconsious due to the torture and bullet wounds he quickly sent for me as the only born dauther before his untimely death.Meanwhile he told me all about this 10.5 millions US dollars (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAS),he deposited here in a bank in Cote D'ivoire for future investiment on my name as next of kin.

I am afraid of my life and the safety of this money is not guaranteed in any way,because the political war that brought the untimely death of my beloved father has not come to end yet.The people who killed my father is in search of me.I ran away to hide somewhere,in one of the private hotel here in my country and not free to move around.

1-Rebels never come in agreement with the existing government .
2-Rebels refused to drop their arms for peace to hold and now the campaign of presidential election, president elect is on couple with the political WAR.

My life and this money is not save if I remain here in my country.This made the Bank director to advice me to look for a GOD fearing and honest foreign partner whom this money can be transfered to his account for investment in his country. PLEASE I want you to assist me get this money transfered to your private nominate bank account in your country and I will travel out of my country entirely to join you immediately,after when my total money is creddited to your bank account and also you shall look for good investment so that I can invest this money wisely and continue my education and life there with you.There will be legal proof in all about this transaction of Transfer to you.

I have agreed to give you 15% of the total amount and extra 1% maped out for any expenses you might make like,telephone calls,e.t.c,during the time of transfer.

Please for the interest of this business transaction contact me through this my private mail address immediately you receive this message for more information to enable me proceed towards concluding the arrangement to transfer this money to your bank account.Finaly I got your email contact through my dilligent search for a trust worthy person to assist me achieve a sustainable future.



Your new friend,
Joy Kuma.
THANKS YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND MAY GOD BLESS.

NXcoupe
02-10-2009, 07:10 PM
Where the heck have you been? That is a very nicely written confusing letter. So when are you getting your millions?

k062693w
02-10-2009, 07:22 PM
I get about 5-6 just like that everyday !!!! LOL

DeckerEnt
02-10-2009, 08:16 PM
You should reply to one some time. Give them bingo numbers as your bank account. Sit back and see what happens.
Keith

Aweasel
02-10-2009, 08:44 PM
Not sure if any of you have read this before but read every page of this thread...it's worth a good chunk of a free evening. Just don't skip ahead.

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104987

Demented5oh
02-10-2009, 09:49 PM
Where the heck have you been? That is a very nicely written confusing letter. So when are you getting your millions?

been working myself ragged. Just as Sarah and i decided to try to have a baby she lost her job and is having a hell of a time finding one. I pretty much decided to get rid of the GT to pay for her medical bills. so ill be back down to one stang again. But other than that I been at home. Gimme a call or swing by some time, oh and congrats on your engagement

k062693w
02-10-2009, 10:49 PM
Not sure if any of you have read this before but read every page of this thread...it's worth a good chunk of a free evening. Just don't skip ahead.

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104987
That was Flipping Funny!!! Well worth the time !!!!!!!!

Mr.Moontang
02-10-2009, 11:45 PM
I hate those stupid e-mails!!!

2Kblacksleeper
02-11-2009, 01:52 AM
It was worth the time to read.

John

mustang3091
02-11-2009, 02:06 AM
Do Not Respond to them they will get all your info off your pc or laptop and you will be f##ked