Steves LX
02-03-2009, 08:29 AM
As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean...don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let's face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never
. . .
Ever
. . .
Ever
. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever
... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
in your ass and light it ! ! !
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w174/steveslx/untitled-1.jpg
You know what I mean...don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Let's face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway!
Never
. . .
Ever
. . .
Ever
. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever
... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
in your ass and light it ! ! !
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w174/steveslx/untitled-1.jpg