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Black Horse
12-18-2008, 10:02 AM
*Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies*



1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.



Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.



Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.



Turn off the mixerer thingy.



Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.



Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.



Mix on the turner.





If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.



Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.



Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.



Add one table.



Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.



Greash the oven.



Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.



Don't forget to beat off the turner.



Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

KobraII
12-18-2008, 10:12 AM
Thats good, I may have to try this recipe sometime soon, haha!!

DeckerEnt
12-18-2008, 11:17 AM
Don't you love the holidays!!!!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Keith

MrsAPE
12-18-2008, 04:43 PM
Ah my favorite cookie receipe ever!!