k062693w
12-16-2008, 10:58 AM
My Next Life
I want to live my
next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service n tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest
my case.
I want to live my
next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service n tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest
my case.