Black Horse
12-10-2008, 03:20 PM
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks up nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't appear right
now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good
day,Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir,what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're gonna shit
when I tell you the price.'
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks up nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't appear right
now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good
day,Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir,what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're gonna shit
when I tell you the price.'