Steves LX
11-05-2008, 01:26 PM
The Ohio State Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati.
> For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets.
> If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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> Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> A. The Cincinnati Bengals
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> Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
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> Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal post.
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> Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
> A. A thief.
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> Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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> Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
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> Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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> For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets.
> If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
>
>
> Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> A. The Cincinnati Bengals
>
>
> Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
>
>
> Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal post.
>
>
> Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
> A. A thief.
>
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
>
> Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
>
>
> Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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