dedpedal
10-18-2008, 02:13 AM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
> gorgeous
> > redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking
> her out
> > since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with
> her.
> >
> > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
> out of its
> > socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out,
> grabs it out of
> > the air, and hands it back.
> >
> > 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
> pops her eye back in
> > place.
> >
> > 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
> she says.
> >
> > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
> they go to
> > the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
> she shares
> > her deepest dreams and
> > he shares his. She listens.
> >
> > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
> like to come
> > to her place for a nightcap an d stay for breakfast.
> They had a
> > wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
> the trimmings.
> > The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
> > 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
> woman. Are you this nice
> > to every guy you meet?'
> >
> > 'No,' she replies. . .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Wait for it. .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > It's coming. .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She says:
> > 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
> gorgeous
> > redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking
> her out
> > since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with
> her.
> >
> > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
> out of its
> > socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out,
> grabs it out of
> > the air, and hands it back.
> >
> > 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
> pops her eye back in
> > place.
> >
> > 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
> she says.
> >
> > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
> they go to
> > the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
> she shares
> > her deepest dreams and
> > he shares his. She listens.
> >
> > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
> like to come
> > to her place for a nightcap an d stay for breakfast.
> They had a
> > wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
> the trimmings.
> > The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
> > 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
> woman. Are you this nice
> > to every guy you meet?'
> >
> > 'No,' she replies. . .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Wait for it. .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > It's coming. .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She says:
> > 'You just happened to catch my eye.'