Blonde joke

[Pops Fun]

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde
driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.


She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to approaching
drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed
up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on
here?'


'My car broke down, officer' says the woman
calmly.


'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.


'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are
my emergency flashers!'

[k062693w]

:lol: :D LMAO GOOD ONE !!!!!!! :D :lol:

[Black Horse]

That may be one of the best ones yet!

[DeckerEnt]

Another one. Told before but a while ago.
Blond walks in to a hair stylist with headphones on. Tells the stylist she wants her hair done but not to touch the headphones. The stylist complies and the blond leaves.
The blond returns a month later still wearing the headphones. The stylist pleads to remove the headphones to do a better job but the blond refuses.
A month later, the blond walks in, sits down but this time, she falls asleep in the chair. The stylist thinks, I will remove the headphones while she is sleeping and fix her hair better than ever. She takes the headphones off and proceeds to do the blond's hair shen suddenly the blond falls to the floor dead!
The stylist grabs the headphones, puts them to her ears and listens. " Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out."
Keith

[Goober]

A blond is driving thru the country on her way to work when she sees another blond in the middle of a cornfield rowing a boat. Blond #1 gets out of her car and yells "You stupid b!tch! You are making blonds everywhere look dumb. If I wasn't in a hurry, I'd swim out there and kick your ass!"

[MrsAPE]

All good ones!!