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TZ250
10-03-2008, 12:54 AM
LIQUID ASSETS

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

satan jamez
10-03-2008, 07:22 AM
I drink less and run more. My MPG rules :lol:

Stangman
10-03-2008, 10:44 AM
Awesome!!

99Slobra
10-03-2008, 11:20 AM
hahahahaha.

I'm glad I played Mastercard when they IPO'ed.

DeckerEnt
10-03-2008, 11:53 AM
I need to get my cans to the recycling center.
Keith

Stangman
10-03-2008, 11:55 AM
I need to get my cans to the recycling center.
Keith

Coupe money!!! :rockon:

Mustard
10-03-2008, 04:22 PM
I have been a long time investor in the 401-keg. It's a lot of work but man it's worth it in the end

7upStang
10-03-2008, 09:32 PM
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all
the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

:cheers:

89notch
10-03-2008, 09:36 PM
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all
the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

:cheers:

Merged it since it was a re-post

7upStang
10-03-2008, 09:40 PM
Missed the first post since it dropped to the second page.

Silver Bullet
10-03-2008, 09:55 PM
LOL funny stuff.