Ring Ring

[Timido]

Caller ID reads "Cinn Bell Tele"

ME "Hello"
Pause.
Dumb Ass tellemarketer "Is Mr and Mrs D there?"
Me "Nope can I take a message?"
Dumb Ass tellemarketer "Yes can you tell them that Raymond from Cinn Bell called"
Me "sure" Click


I hate the jackoffs that call my house and even Cell phone every once in a while to sell crap or talk politics. I quit awnsering the phone unless I know who is calling.

[mustang8998]

That was me, I was messing with you!

[Mista Bone]

if a number shows up on my cell phone, means your not saved into my phone, leve a message or I'll never call back!

Works great will debt collectors!

[DeckerEnt]

There is a phrase I use often. "Please put me on your no call list." That is all I say to them. They start to talk again and I repeat it. Some day I will tell them all.
By law they can't call that number for 5 years.
Keith

[MrsAPE]

I usually tell them mommy & daddy aren't home right now. They've been gone for days.

[Mr.Moontang]

I usually tell them mommy & daddy aren't home right now. They've been gone for days.


That is awesome!!!:lol:

[facemelter71]

Listen to this.Its great.I heard it one morning going to work and had to pull over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjbpsTPlR4E
I used to work for MCI long distance when i lived in Arizona.I made cold calls to people at home tryin to sell them a long distance plan.I pissed alot of people off.

[Stangman]

Uhh yes my name is Roy D. Mercer....




:lol::lol:

[BigBadStang]

Uhh yes my name is Roy D. Mercer....




:lol::lol:

and how about I come down there and whoop your ass?
:lol:

That shit is awesome!

[Stangman]

and how about I come down there and whoop your ass?
:lol:

That shit is awesome!


Oh yes, Good stuff indeed.:bigthumb

[jlt2006]

Uhh yes my name is Roy D. Mercer....




:lol::lol:

How big a boy are ya?

[MrsAPE]

OMG..that was awesome Andy!

[bestracing]

I like Tom Mabe. He's got some good stuff to use on telemarketers.

[Timido]

Cack sucker called again tonight. The Boss (Jaylynn) picked up the phone at 9pm and just said "You need to take me off of your list" And in that tone of voice even I would have listened to her.

[331TwistedWedge]

i finally get your sig after about 2 years that you've had it up ... the f'in beatles :lol:

[Stangman]

i finally get your sig after about 2 years that you've had it up ... the f'in beatles :lol:

:lol:

heck I even knew that one

[Timido]

Actually a long time ago Matt Johnson had some rib bones in his mouth and looked like a walrus Paul took his picture. It was funny. Vinny quoted the picture with that song and I almost fell on the floor. I use to send people that picture when they were down just to get a laugh from them. I wish I could find the picture.