Pops Fun
09-24-2008, 01:21 PM
A popular young Rabbi, on Sabbath Eve, announced to his congregation that he was not planning to renew his contract. He explained that he felt he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more and so take care of his family.
There was a hush. No one wanted him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owned a couple of Toyota and Lexus dealerships in the city stood up and proclaimed, "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Lexus every year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna to transport their children!"
The congregation sighed in appreciation, and applauded.
Then Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stood and said, "If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stood and announced with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"
There was total silence.
The Rabbi, blushing, asked her, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say such a thing?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob was trying to hide,holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replied:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Rabbi!'"
There was a hush. No one wanted him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owned a couple of Toyota and Lexus dealerships in the city stood up and proclaimed, "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Lexus every year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna to transport their children!"
The congregation sighed in appreciation, and applauded.
Then Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stood and said, "If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stood and announced with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"
There was total silence.
The Rabbi, blushing, asked her, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say such a thing?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob was trying to hide,holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replied:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Rabbi!'"