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Lexstang
09-20-2008, 10:37 PM
*NWS* Heard a joke this week on bob and tom that I thought was funny.











A woman goes shoe shopping in a skirt and doesn't wear any panties. After seeing up her skirt trying on multiple pairs of shoes the salesman can't hold back a comment any longer and says ",I'd eat that full of ice cream." The woman screams How dare you and leaves the store barefoot. She drives home and tells her husband demanding that he does something about it. He responds First off Gas is 4 dollars a gallon and its 18 miles each way. Secondly you shouldn't have gone shoe shopping in a skirt without panties. And lastly, I'm not tangling with a man that can eat that much ice cream.

BigBadStang
09-20-2008, 11:13 PM
:lol:

Her - "you didn't have to say it twice!"

Him - "I didn't...you just heard the echo!"

rogers
09-21-2008, 08:04 PM
thats good i miss bob and tom show always make the morning better...

"... I Swear to GOD MAN, I ain't lying... SHUT UP RANDY, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS MAN!!! I Swear to GOD I WILL..."

beefcake
09-21-2008, 09:15 PM
hello, hello, helloooo