Black Horse
09-09-2008, 09:58 PM
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES --
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wa nted them in the first
place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
'party atmosphere ' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have
them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do every
thing myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wa nted them in the first
place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
'party atmosphere ' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have
them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do every
thing myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton