Rick93coupe
08-08-2008, 11:15 PM
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou
was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have
known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the
iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
Your horse called!!
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou
was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have
known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the
iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
Your horse called!!