Pops Fun
08-08-2008, 10:39 AM
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a health
plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full
salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves
fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or
status. Before you say anything, remember that you
have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
(Try that at your job and let me know how it works out for you.)
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a health
plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full
salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves
fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or
status. Before you say anything, remember that you
have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
(Try that at your job and let me know how it works out for you.)