Black Horse
07-24-2008, 12:26 AM
Three men approached the gate to heaven and as
there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said
that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death
could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man
replied,
'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an
affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth.
I came home from work one day to surprise her and
catch her in the act.
When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her
hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.
I looked all around the house to find the guy.
I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill
outside.
I pounded them until he finally let go.
When he fell he landed in some bushes and
God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw
the refrigerator out the window to finish him off.
After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart
attack.'
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died.
He replied,
'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of
my
apartment building. I was riding one of those
stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the
side.
I reached out and caught a window sill, then some
idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I
landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I
lived.
But then that same idiot threw his
refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'
'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...
there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said
that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death
could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man
replied,
'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an
affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth.
I came home from work one day to surprise her and
catch her in the act.
When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her
hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.
I looked all around the house to find the guy.
I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill
outside.
I pounded them until he finally let go.
When he fell he landed in some bushes and
God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw
the refrigerator out the window to finish him off.
After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart
attack.'
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died.
He replied,
'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of
my
apartment building. I was riding one of those
stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the
side.
I reached out and caught a window sill, then some
idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I
landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I
lived.
But then that same idiot threw his
refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'
'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...