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Mista Bone
05-27-2008, 06:18 PM
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

MsBlkramair
05-27-2008, 09:57 PM
haha good one!

here's one I heard today:


Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton were on avacation cruise together. Suddenly, they are both knocked overboard. So, who gets saved?



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