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Black Horse
05-16-2008, 10:59 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.

DeckerEnt
05-16-2008, 11:01 PM
LOL..Good one Dave. I say we chuck the whole damn motor and put in one with a little more pep.
Keith

Katmandu
05-17-2008, 06:49 AM
Oil was discovered in Oil City, Pennsylvania !! :bigthumb


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beefcake
05-19-2008, 08:27 AM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in :
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~

Kansas
~~~

Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.


how true!