mustangoutlaw
05-08-2008, 09:10 AM
>>>A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
<<< The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?
>>> Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
<<<<OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
<<< A horse, a cow, and a deer all ea t the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?
>>> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
<<< To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit? :eek:....:D
<<< The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?
>>> Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
<<<<OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
<<< A horse, a cow, and a deer all ea t the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?
>>> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
<<< To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit? :eek:....:D