The Morning Quickie!!!!!!

[k062693w]

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'










She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' :lol: :lol:

[plattner01]

nice one

[95turbocharged]

sweet!!!

[92StangMan]

I don't see why women get mad when a guy finishes early. It's not my fault if she cannot get off within 30 pumps.

[DeckerEnt]

I want eggs in the morning...
Keith

[BIGRED Z]

DAYUM, the least you could is give it till the toast burns...

[INSANEBA]

I'm a racer, I could get it done before the pop tarts even warm up lol... Oh how I love pop tarts lol...

[BIGRED Z]

I'm a racer, I could get it done before the pop tarts even warm up lol... Oh how I love pop tarts lol...

Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

[1badF'N Z]

its like drag racing whoever finishes first wins.lol

[Black Horse]

Drag racing - the 9 second wonders
Road racers - endurance baby!

[mach_u]

where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:
:rofl: That's hilarious!

[glassman]

Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

:rofl::rofl:
That is funny shit right there. :bigthumb

[INSANEBA]

Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

When a NUT is involved. You must either be abstinate, or just weird. When isint a nut worth going after, regaurdless of the amount of time it takes to get it lol. Did I mention that the pop tarts were frozen? lol...:lol:

[Black Horse]

While settle for eggs....have her roast a turkey for breakfast ;)

[NaomiDstangLvr]

:lol::lol::lol:

Thats great!!