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k062693w
05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'










She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' :lol: :lol:

plattner01
05-07-2008, 10:01 PM
nice one

95turbocharged
05-07-2008, 10:32 PM
sweet!!!

92StangMan
05-07-2008, 10:36 PM
I don't see why women get mad when a guy finishes early. It's not my fault if she cannot get off within 30 pumps.

DeckerEnt
05-08-2008, 12:17 AM
I want eggs in the morning...
Keith

BIGRED Z
05-08-2008, 12:28 AM
DAYUM, the least you could is give it till the toast burns...

INSANEBA
05-08-2008, 01:55 AM
I'm a racer, I could get it done before the pop tarts even warm up lol... Oh how I love pop tarts lol...

BIGRED Z
05-08-2008, 03:59 AM
I'm a racer, I could get it done before the pop tarts even warm up lol... Oh how I love pop tarts lol...

Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

1badF'N Z
05-08-2008, 08:37 AM
its like drag racing whoever finishes first wins.lol

Black Horse
05-08-2008, 10:03 AM
Drag racing - the 9 second wonders
Road racers - endurance baby!

mach_u
05-08-2008, 10:31 AM
where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:
:rofl: That's hilarious!

glassman
05-08-2008, 10:48 AM
Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

:rofl::rofl:
That is funny shit right there. :bigthumb

INSANEBA
06-05-2008, 11:31 AM
Hmmmm.... thinking you are either single....or your woman HATES pop tarts.

No one likes a two pump chump...It kinda boils downs to this....where does it become worth my time to take longer to clean up than it did to do it in the first place...." :dummy:

When a NUT is involved. You must either be abstinate, or just weird. When isint a nut worth going after, regaurdless of the amount of time it takes to get it lol. Did I mention that the pop tarts were frozen? lol...:lol:

Black Horse
06-05-2008, 01:03 PM
While settle for eggs....have her roast a turkey for breakfast ;)

NaomiDstangLvr
06-05-2008, 07:58 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

Thats great!!