Rick93coupe
04-05-2008, 11:52 PM
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all
working
together one day. They come across a lantern ...
And a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which
is
three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the
land to be forever fertile in Canada.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever
fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine
, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come
in our
precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Marine says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'
The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with
water. :bigthumb
working
together one day. They come across a lantern ...
And a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which
is
three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the
land to be forever fertile in Canada.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever
fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine
, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come
in our
precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Marine says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'
The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with
water. :bigthumb