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nkystanger
04-03-2008, 01:37 PM
I rear-ended a car this morning. I was drinking coffee and not paying attention, totally my fault.

So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car.

And you know how you just get so stressed sometimes in certain situations? And sometimes your inappropriate reaction to that is to see everything as funny?

Well this guy gets out of his car and he was a dwarf. I couldn't believe it, but somehow it made me have to stifle a laugh. I know it was dumb and childish on my part, but I absolutely couldn't help it and the more I tried to hold it in, the worse the urge to laugh was.

Then on top of that he storms over, very very angry, and looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY".

I lost it. And so I looked down and said "Well then, which one are you?"

And that is when the fight started

facemelter71
04-03-2008, 02:01 PM
Ive heard that before,i think every one has rear ended a dwarf.No pun intended!!

Black Horse
04-03-2008, 02:21 PM
You don't need a lawyer...but you do need to see someone for professional help.

fst 5pto
04-03-2008, 02:44 PM
Repost... Dedpedal posted the same thing a while ago.... http://www.stangbangerz.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36745&highlight=happy But still funny!

08 Vette
04-03-2008, 02:48 PM
Your a few days late! April 1st has passed!

Mr.Moontang
04-03-2008, 02:55 PM
That is funny

Greg Seibert
04-03-2008, 05:36 PM
Did he sound like one of the munchkins on Wizard Of Oz?