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Waffles
03-09-2008, 09:33 PM
...and notices Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on top of a building. She's laying there al hot and sexy, spread eagle exposing EVERYTHING. Superman is thinking to himself, "Damn! I'd like to get me some of that!" So he's thinking about it a bit, and checks her out a couple more times and says, "Wait a minute, what the hell am I thinkin? I'm Superman! I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I'll fly down there and break me off a peice of that and be gone before she even knows what happened!"

So he flies down there and bam, bam, bam... he breaks it off and flies away in a split second. Wonder Woman leaps to her feet and says, "What in the hell was that?!?!"

The Invisible Man replies, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!" :lol: