love this chuck norris vid..

[91lxnos]

I love this video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIwKzMmF2g&feature=related

[djom1cincy]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

[djom1cincy]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".