08 Vette
02-17-2008, 09:07 PM
Little Johnny's at it again.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who
thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his
mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?"
he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little
Johnny. "Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny
wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC,FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes,"
said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few
minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father
replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who
thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his
mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?"
he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little
Johnny. "Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny
wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC,FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes,"
said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few
minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father
replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."