dedpedal
02-08-2008, 11:41 PM
Its been some time since my mind has run rampant and let everyone know how I feel on things. I guess its time to bring yall up to date. I tried to quit smoking. I had a few laughs at that, but now I sit here with a Camel in my mouth and my mind at its end. Go forth and prosper young man. Ill try to get back on the wagon again tommorow.Ive done some things in my life that I considered hard, but this is the most difficult obstacle Ive ever tackled.
I went to the dentist the other day for a broken crown. My princess of dental care came to see me after the hygenist (boy I could right a porn movie about that chick) poked and probed my forward facing bodily oriface and let me know that I had some issues. First things first, I had to go thru about 20 different Xrays so she could see things that I didnt know (a broken cap was the big one). Mabbe thats why my turds are glowing in the dark. She asks if I feel any pain. "Nope, just when I bite my cheek" I repied. That took her by surprise. Apparently, I have an absese in the tooth that broke and I need a root canal, something that I dont understand and a new cap. Keep in mind that the broken cap is the only reason I was there.
While she is digging around looking for more things wrong with my mouth that she can charge me for, her mask slips down over her nose. I was in full attention of her eyes. Shes from Spain and has the pretiest eyes Ive ever seen, but when I notice that her mask slid down, her nose was exposed. Just before she readusted it, I saw it. IT. She had the biggest booger hanging out of her nose!. All I could think about was "My GOD! Its hugh!" Right on the heels of that thought was "I hope it dont fall out because Im laid back with the nasty tasting plastic wedge in my mouth" I think I passed out at that point and probably farted because when my senses came back to me, I was alone and the room smelled pretty much like the 3 lb burrito I had at Chipoltle the night before. Guess I wont be getting any dates from there now....
The end result, $915 to save the tooth, $40 to pull it. Whats a guy to do? I see a set of slicks in my near future if the Blue Boosted Biotch is ever gonna make a pass. Fugg it, I dont smile with my molars so guess what, Ill be short one more. (I had the other pulled about halfway out on the drive back from Byron Raceway in '01) Just call me a Kentuckian.
Im thinking about finding a driver for the BBB. I had it out a few days ago and it litteraly scared me. Im going to see if I can work up the nerve to drive it like I used to, I just need to get back to the mentality that I dont give a fuck and if I crash and burn, I did it doing something I enjoy.
I think I may have a hernia. I dont last as long in the sack as I used to Im down to an hour or two before giving up the ghost) and it is painful to lift anything over 10 lbs. (yes, I can still lift the general out to piss, but not by much) Im going to go get a complete physical soon. This includes the over 40 ass check. I looked in the mirror and its still back there and looking as good as it did a few years ago. I guess that it takes alot of schooling to stick your finger up another mans ass and be able to tell if theres something wrong in the sewer. Me, Ill find a female butt spelunker. Theres just something that tells me that when the proctologist has both hands on my shoulders, theres something wrong with the situation. Give a whole new meaning to "Having the rear lubed". Mabbe if shes cute, Ill give her my gas mask before she goes prospecting.
Did anyone notice that Keystone Light has a new face on the can? Attention alll Dedpedal Racers with cars that have wipers. We need to upgrade to the new design soon before someone else steals our thunder. Yall know what Im talking about. I dont think the last design can made more than 10 passes on my car.
Bahh Im getting finger cramps and wont be able to make a fist in a few minutes,so Ill sign off with this thought: 4000 years ago, ancient Egypitans worshiped cats as gods... I dont think the cats have forgotten this.
Have a nice day
I went to the dentist the other day for a broken crown. My princess of dental care came to see me after the hygenist (boy I could right a porn movie about that chick) poked and probed my forward facing bodily oriface and let me know that I had some issues. First things first, I had to go thru about 20 different Xrays so she could see things that I didnt know (a broken cap was the big one). Mabbe thats why my turds are glowing in the dark. She asks if I feel any pain. "Nope, just when I bite my cheek" I repied. That took her by surprise. Apparently, I have an absese in the tooth that broke and I need a root canal, something that I dont understand and a new cap. Keep in mind that the broken cap is the only reason I was there.
While she is digging around looking for more things wrong with my mouth that she can charge me for, her mask slips down over her nose. I was in full attention of her eyes. Shes from Spain and has the pretiest eyes Ive ever seen, but when I notice that her mask slid down, her nose was exposed. Just before she readusted it, I saw it. IT. She had the biggest booger hanging out of her nose!. All I could think about was "My GOD! Its hugh!" Right on the heels of that thought was "I hope it dont fall out because Im laid back with the nasty tasting plastic wedge in my mouth" I think I passed out at that point and probably farted because when my senses came back to me, I was alone and the room smelled pretty much like the 3 lb burrito I had at Chipoltle the night before. Guess I wont be getting any dates from there now....
The end result, $915 to save the tooth, $40 to pull it. Whats a guy to do? I see a set of slicks in my near future if the Blue Boosted Biotch is ever gonna make a pass. Fugg it, I dont smile with my molars so guess what, Ill be short one more. (I had the other pulled about halfway out on the drive back from Byron Raceway in '01) Just call me a Kentuckian.
Im thinking about finding a driver for the BBB. I had it out a few days ago and it litteraly scared me. Im going to see if I can work up the nerve to drive it like I used to, I just need to get back to the mentality that I dont give a fuck and if I crash and burn, I did it doing something I enjoy.
I think I may have a hernia. I dont last as long in the sack as I used to Im down to an hour or two before giving up the ghost) and it is painful to lift anything over 10 lbs. (yes, I can still lift the general out to piss, but not by much) Im going to go get a complete physical soon. This includes the over 40 ass check. I looked in the mirror and its still back there and looking as good as it did a few years ago. I guess that it takes alot of schooling to stick your finger up another mans ass and be able to tell if theres something wrong in the sewer. Me, Ill find a female butt spelunker. Theres just something that tells me that when the proctologist has both hands on my shoulders, theres something wrong with the situation. Give a whole new meaning to "Having the rear lubed". Mabbe if shes cute, Ill give her my gas mask before she goes prospecting.
Did anyone notice that Keystone Light has a new face on the can? Attention alll Dedpedal Racers with cars that have wipers. We need to upgrade to the new design soon before someone else steals our thunder. Yall know what Im talking about. I dont think the last design can made more than 10 passes on my car.
Bahh Im getting finger cramps and wont be able to make a fist in a few minutes,so Ill sign off with this thought: 4000 years ago, ancient Egypitans worshiped cats as gods... I dont think the cats have forgotten this.
Have a nice day